Humans: Known for their hours of shopping but an inability to wait five minutes in line.

A rivalry that had been building for years was decided by an old fashion electric wheel chair race.

Excited but nervous, Bart Smith's sweaty hands caused the ink on his name card to smear.

Man's best friend.

As Tammy sat in the warmth of the house, watching her husband, she smiled at  the thought of him admitting she was right.

Classic Berniece

While the rest of the city praised him, John hated the extra work Spider-man gave him.

Nick soon realized he couldn't use his favorite line to close the sale on today's prodcuct.

Ginny took her sales rejections a little too personal.

The first pyramid scheme

At a young age Cory had a hard time accepting his minor failures.

Forgetting to clean the house before his wife returned, Henry had to act fast.

No longer useful to the human body, the appendix had been out of work for a long time.

Quincy's parents never told him he was adopted into the Coperton family, yet, they loved him all the same.

Untold dangers of the trail.

After running a marathon, Evan was so sore he seriously considered sleeping outside to avoid walking up to his third floor apartment.

Steve Jobs at home.

In memory of Steve Jobs 1955-2011

Veronica loved the arguments that started while Ned showered.  They ended sooner.

 

Accidentally grabbing his toddler's toy, Chris locks himself out of the apartment.

The position Kerry applied for required extreme attention to detail.  She didn't make it past the interview.

Stock options

Today Jeff received the awful news that his kidneys were failing.



Craig could have brushed his teeth in the time he spent faking it.

2nd day of Kindergarden.

Bobby often used a chocolate coin as a dummy to sneak out of the house.

Unaware of how serious he was, the Board assumed it was another one of Johnson's excuses for being late.

After extensive training, the Euro had finally become stronger.

By their sophmore year, all students are required to declare their majors.

Bored from his monotonious job, Ted accidently approved all the rejection notices.



Nightmares.

The secret to the Calhoony's restaurant was their

authentic Italian beef.

Jared's resume certainly had character, but lacked professionalism.

 Shoplifters.

Tiffany knew Nate was charming, but she had great difficulty looking past the bath robe he always wore.



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The horrors of living in a coin purse.

Despite the opposition he recieved from his friends, Matt continued to wear his skinny jeans well past his prime.