Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Humans: Known for their hours of shopping but an inability to wait five minutes in line.

Monday, December 19, 2011

A rivalry that had been building for years was decided by an old fashion electric wheel chair race.

Sunday, December 18, 2011

Excited but nervous, Bart Smith's sweaty hands caused the ink on his name card to smear.

Friday, December 9, 2011

As Tammy sat in the warmth of the house, watching her husband, she smiled at  the thought of him admitting she was right.

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

While the rest of the city praised him, John hated the extra work Spider-man gave him.
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Monday, December 5, 2011

Nick soon realized he couldn't use his favorite line to close the sale on today's prodcuct.

Sunday, December 4, 2011

Friday, December 2, 2011

Monday, October 24, 2011

Forgetting to clean the house before his wife returned, Henry had to act fast.

Saturday, October 22, 2011

No longer useful to the human body, the appendix had been out of work for a long time.

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Quincy's parents never told him he was adopted into the Coperton family, yet, they loved him all the same.

Monday, October 10, 2011

After running a marathon, Evan was so sore he seriously considered sleeping outside to avoid walking up to his third floor apartment.

Friday, October 7, 2011

Thursday, October 6, 2011

Veronica loved the arguments that started while Ned showered.  They ended sooner.

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Accidentally grabbing his toddler's toy, Chris locks himself out of the apartment.

Monday, October 3, 2011

The position Kerry applied for required extreme attention to detail.  She didn't make it past the interview.

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Today Jeff received the awful news that his kidneys were failing.

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Craig could have brushed his teeth in the time he spent faking it.

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Bobby often used a chocolate coin as a dummy to sneak out of the house.

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Unaware of how serious he was, the Board assumed it was another one of Johnson's excuses for being late.

Sunday, September 18, 2011

After extensive training, the Euro had finally become stronger.

Thursday, September 15, 2011

By their sophmore year, all students are required to declare their majors.

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Bored from his monotonious job, Ted accidently approved all the rejection notices.

Sunday, September 11, 2011

The secret to the Calhoony's restaurant was their
authentic Italian beef.

Friday, September 9, 2011

Jared's resume certainly had character, but lacked professionalism.

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Tiffany knew Nate was charming, but she had great difficulty looking past the bath robe he always wore.

Friday, September 2, 2011

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Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Monday, August 29, 2011

Despite the opposition he recieved from his friends, Matt continued to wear his skinny jeans well past his prime.