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Today Jeff received the awful news that his kidneys were failing.



Craig could have brushed his teeth in the time he spent faking it.

2nd day of Kindergarden.

Bobby often used a chocolate coin as a dummy to sneak out of the house.

Unaware of how serious he was, the Board assumed it was another one of Johnson's excuses for being late.

After extensive training, the Euro had finally become stronger.

By their sophmore year, all students are required to declare their majors.

Bored from his monotonious job, Ted accidently approved all the rejection notices.



Nightmares.

The secret to the Calhoony's restaurant was their

authentic Italian beef.

Jared's resume certainly had character, but lacked professionalism.

 Shoplifters.

Tiffany knew Nate was charming, but she had great difficulty looking past the bath robe he always wore.



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