Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Today Jeff received the awful news that his kidneys were failing.

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Craig could have brushed his teeth in the time he spent faking it.

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Bobby often used a chocolate coin as a dummy to sneak out of the house.

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Unaware of how serious he was, the Board assumed it was another one of Johnson's excuses for being late.

Sunday, September 18, 2011

After extensive training, the Euro had finally become stronger.

Thursday, September 15, 2011

By their sophmore year, all students are required to declare their majors.

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Bored from his monotonious job, Ted accidently approved all the rejection notices.

Sunday, September 11, 2011

The secret to the Calhoony's restaurant was their
authentic Italian beef.

Friday, September 9, 2011

Jared's resume certainly had character, but lacked professionalism.

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Tiffany knew Nate was charming, but she had great difficulty looking past the bath robe he always wore.

Friday, September 2, 2011

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